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8: All Together - part 3

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Title: All Together - part 3
Author: redhaired_anita / accountingwitch
Challenge: 8 - Therapy
Word Count: 260
Characters: PLAYERS AND AUDIENCE, no direct references. Really.
Rating: PG
Warnings/Disclaimer: I know no canons people in real life, please don't hurt me.
Author's Notes: Players in question? I'm so, so sorry.



"As for the 'therapy' part, I think we've got something here. Ficcers and drabblers on this side, artists on this side, audience along this wall, please."

"What about all of the above?"

"...just pick a place. Oh, guys, you're over here."

There was some chair shuffling as ladies reassumed positions, which now involved a ring of female players surrounding the three guys who had dared to come. They were now wishing they had checked up with the other male players before coming.

"I have a really bad feeling about this."

"WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT MAKING OUT YET?"

"Do you need motivation or something? Are you the types who need to cosplay? Okay girls, anything we can donate to the cause?"

At that call, costumes were thrown at their feet. A leather duster. School uniforms for both sexes. Glasses. Two masks. A kimono and yukata set. At least three thongs. A frilly lace bra and panties set. Fuzzy handcuffs. A dildo.

"...you guys carry this stuff with you normally?"

"MY UNDERWEAR IS A SACRIFICE FOR THE GREATER GOOD. I BETTER SEE SOME ACTION."

"PUT IT IN, PUT IT IN!"

"Aren't you a little scared?" one guy asked another, who seemed unusually pleased.

"I'm gay."

"I have nothing against you guys, but in this situation - DON'T TOUCH ME," screamed the first, amidst shrieks of encouragement and camera flashes from the ring of fangirls.

"Oh jeez," groaned the third. "It's either this or getting beaten to death." With that, he flipped the hysterical first speaker around, floored him and began to make out with him.

"Hot," commented the gay player as the screaming reached a crescendo.
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On December 19th, 2006 02:37 pm (UTC), blue_blunder commented:
dotdotdot.

(Still made me laugh though)
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On December 20th, 2006 12:23 am (UTC), redhaired_anita replied:
If there's a CFUD con sometime in the future, please don't let this PERFECTLY HYPOTHETICAL situation scare you off.

(Th-thank you!)
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On December 20th, 2006 01:02 am (UTC), hascoldhands replied:
We comfort ourselves with the thought that we could ask the majority of ye the very sa--
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On December 20th, 2006 01:02 am (UTC), hascoldhands replied:
**USER HAS BEEN ATTACKED BY GRUE**
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